my sister: what is that thing called? the plastic thing at the doctor for women...the thing they use for pap smears.
me: ...they don't use the speculum for pap smears. do they?
my sister: what kind of woman are you?
me: ...they don't use the speculum for pap smears. do they?
my sister: what kind of woman are you?
Sep 26th
my four favorite artists, according to last.fm
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Sep 25th
on writeroom.
writing in writeroom reminds me of when i was in middle school. i was really, REALLY into reading...
Sep 21st
and this made my whole weekend.
(going to need to start...
Sep 21st
Listen
chester french, wurlitzer interlude
i’m not sure, but i may have just discovered the...
Sep 20th
Joe Wilson is Your Pre-Existing Condition
Sep 17th
nikography:
internal comp from a while ago. this was lots of...
Sep 16th
National Flags Made Out of Food
Sep 10th
Inside the Incase Studio (NOTCOT)
Sep 10th
Sep 9th
i <3 helvetireader.
Sep 9th
marc ambinder tells it like it is.
Sep 7th
me: I want a personal valet.
my sister: for what, your two-wheeler and tiny-ass apartment?
me: ha. no. to like dress me, iron my clothes, draw the bath.
my sister: why would you say that? what do you want that for?
me: I want someone to pick me up out of my bed and carry me to the bathtub.
my sister: they don't do all that, Danielle. they just assist. you might get him to open the bathroom door for you, maybe he'll fetch you a towel.
me: "HE?!"
my sister: for what, your two-wheeler and tiny-ass apartment?
me: ha. no. to like dress me, iron my clothes, draw the bath.
my sister: why would you say that? what do you want that for?
me: I want someone to pick me up out of my bed and carry me to the bathtub.
my sister: they don't do all that, Danielle. they just assist. you might get him to open the bathroom door for you, maybe he'll fetch you a towel.
me: "HE?!"
Sep 3rd
“This is slavery. It’s nothing more than slavery.”
— Michelle Bachmann (R-Crazy),...
— Michelle Bachmann (R-Crazy),...
Sep 2nd